Stupidity, a quickly growing disease.

So, I was browsing the internets one fine day when I came across an unfamiliar site. Seeing as it had caught my interest, I decided to click on it. What I found was horrible. Terrible. Offending. And just down right dumb. The website in question?

My Life Is Twilight
(http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/)

What is with people and these books? I mean really. They're just bad.

But no, don't believe me. Obviously I'm missing something very important in my life because these people will tell you. Twilight is one of the most important things in existance, most definitely. Take these examples:

• Today, I realised my hair is bown jus like bellas! :D MLIT -BELLA_

OMG, I jus realised my hair is bown to! :D

• Today, me and my BFF Jessica went to see a movie. i looked for motorcycles guys to give me a ride so i could see Edward's face like Bella did. (: MLIT. -tWILIGHT OBSESSOR

Sounds legit to me.

• today, i bought a volvo with my college money, my parents dont know yet...MLIT -iheartemus

Twilight before education, of course.

• Today, posters for our prom were put out around my school. The theme? Roses at Twilight. My high school is having a Twilight themed prom. MLIT -meow

Haaa, pretty sure its talking about twilight in the sense of in between evening and night. Sorry to crush your dreams kiddo.

• Today, I was watching Iron Man at the movie theaters and my mom and step-dad were with me. A preview for Eclipse came up on the screen and fan girls all screamed when they saw Jacob and Edward, myself included. Then my step-dad Anthony said, “Hmm. I have a doctor with the last name of Cullen.” I about fell out of my seat and immediately thought of 22 ways to clumsily injure self. Enough said. :) MLIT -Myself22

Twilight is promoting self harm? Awesome. Just what the world needs.

• Today in Biology the teacher told us the topic was Mitosis... so he decided it was important that we watched Twilight to properly understand prophase/ metaphase etc :D Needless to say he may be my new favourite teacher now :) MLIT -caraaaa

Sounds like that teacher really knows what they're talking about.

• Today, I was half naked and getting dressed when my Edward cutout (which I bought on one of my frequent trips to Forks) fell on top of me. Instead of pushing it off, I exclaimed, "Oh Edward! Not this early!" Then my mother walked in and took him out of my room saying, "its for my own good." MLIT -mrs. pattinson

At least the mother has some sense.

• I saw New Moon for the 13th time on Friday. When I got home, I cried for 8 hours, stared out my window and didn't eat for a few days. Needless to say, I love Edward Cullen more than anything in the world. -MoreThanMyOwnLife

I feel worried about her.

Well, that's enough examples for now. I can only stand so much stupid at one time. Though I did rather wish I had found the one of the girl who made out with her dog because it reminded her of Jacob. Oh wait, I lied. Just found it.

• Today I made out with my large sybarian husky because he reminded me of Jacob. MLIT -Jacobxoxobaby

Yep, not creepy at all.

I'm really hoping some of these people were just trolling and this isn't actually how they live their lives. Because quite honestly, that's just sad. I'm hoping America gets over this bad case of stupidity soon. Even if it isn't really a disease, it certainly is spreading like one.